Dear Heart!
Dear Heart! please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it!
When life hands you lemons…
When life hands you lemons make grape juice! Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it!
Buy Happiness!
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing!
Who says nothing is impossible?
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years!!
Dear karma!
Dear karma! I have a list of people you missed!