15 Questions Your Man Wouldn’t Ask You But He REALLY Wants To
Men may be from mars, but they definitely have as many hang-ups as women. Find out all the questions your guy wants to ask but is just to chicken to say out loud.
1. Why do you talk about our personal life with your friends?
Your guy doesn’t talk about the ins and outs of your relationship with his friends, so why do you share personal information with your friends? Guys don’t think like girls; they generally don’t dwell on emotions, so they don’t understand the need for girls to analyze every detail of a relationship.
2. What’s up with all the shoes?
Your guy probably has three pairs of shoes: Dress shoes, casual shoes and athletic shoes. So what’s up with your 50 pairs of heels that all look the same? Guys are dying to understand the obsession with shoes, but they are too afraid they’ll get a 50-minute lecture.
3. Why are you so obsessed with bad boys?
If your guy shows up late for dinner, you tear him a new one. Why did you let your ex-get away with it? Why was he the one who got away? Your guy definitely wants to know the obsession with the bad boy, but he doesn’t want to hear all the personal details.
4. What’s up with the tween love triangles?
Why do you want a bad boy and a good guy fighting over you? If your guy was watching a movie where to hot girls fought over a comic book geek, you’d think it was dumb, right?
5. Why do you act differently in public than you do in private?
If someone calls you out on something in public, you brush it off with a laugh. When your guy calls you out in the exact same way, you blow up. What’s the difference?
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6. Does size actually matter?
Guys have huge egos, and they need to know if they’re egos are the biggest you’ve ever encountered. Your guy is dying to know the size of all your ex-boyfriend’s egos, but he’s too afraid of the answer.
7. Why do you love terrible movies?
Why had all the romcoms? Don’t you know that Colin Firth is going to get Bridgett Jones every time? Why do you need to watch it over and over when you know the ending? Don’t you know the acting is terrible? Where is the action?
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8. Why do you always worry about the strangest things?
You signed up for your kids’ bake sale, you wanted that job with the long hours and you had a meltdown that you wouldn’t be able to fit in your knitting class. Why do you stress out about stuff that doesn’t matter?
9. Why do you complain about your mother but then call her all the time?
When you’re not on the phone with your mother, you’re complaining about her to your guy. Why do you complain about her when all you want to do is talk to her? Are you a glutton for punishment?
10. Do you actually like my friends?
You’re cordial to your guy’s friends but don’t get their inside jokes. Your guy probably wants to know if you’re actually into them or if you’re just pretending. He’ll never ask you the truth because he’s too scared to know the truth.
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11. How many guys have you dated before me?
Guys really want to know the answer to this question as long as the answer is, “I never dated anyone before you!” Your guy is dying to know the truth buy way too terrified your answer will be 50.
12. Why are you super cranky sometimes?
Your guy really wants to know if your cranky or hormonal. Yet asking this question would surely result in a major blow-up.
13. Do you ever flirt with other guys?
Your guy definitely flirts with other girls, so you probably flirt with other guys, right? On the other hand, your guy definitely doesn’t want to know this because all he’ll be able to think about is you flirting with his favorite barista.
14. How do I compare to other guys?
Your guy definitely wants to know if he’s your favorite. Yet your guy is definitely afraid that if you ran into the ex who dumped you two years ago, you’d dump your guy in a hot minute.
15. Why are you interested in me?
Your guy wants to know what you like about him, but he’s definitely afraid that the answer will be something lame like, “because he always takes out the trash.”