How Boozy You Can Get, According To Your Zodiac Sign
Horoscopes are something of a guilty pleasure for me. They’re like a sugary snack before I read the actual news. According to an article on Huffington Post, the season of birth can affect everything from eating habits to mental disorders. So hey, maybe there is more validity to cheesy horoscopes than you might think. What kind of drunk are you? We’re going to answer that question. I’m not shooting for scientific accuracy, but it’ll be curiously accurate, fun, and definitely sugary.
Aries (March 20 – April 18)
Aries have a gregarious nature that carries over into their drunken state. They start subtle and as the drinks start to flow they become more enthusiastic. The downside to the Aries drunk is that they have a tendency to become more aggressive the more they drink. Aries does not pull punches.
Taurus (April 19 – May 18)
Taurus is a grounded earth sign, stubborn and immovable, but definitely serene. The Taurus drunk is a magnificent conversationalist. The stumbling drunk emerges the more the Taurus drinks. When it’s time to leave the bar the stubbornness of the Taurus drunk truly emerges.